Do you know that not a day goes by that someone doesn't get to my diary by searching for "Brad Pitt" and "acne"? I find that strangely...um, strange.

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So, now I'm back. From outer space. OK, not really. Just back from Florida and I'm all nicely sunburnt. And my youngest bro, P Doody, is here and we're gonna party tonight. Woo-hoo! He's a crazy-ass motherfucker and hopefully none of us will get arrested. He did tell me that he hasn't been in any fights this year so far. But, you know, he's only been at school for, like, two weeks. So that doesn't really mean a whole lot right now. Tonight should be an experience, since this is the first time we've really gone out properly since he turned 21. Ooh, I've got chills.

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So I totally saw Old School and it was the funniest thing I've seen in months. Will Ferrell has got to be the funniest actor working now. And Vince Vaughn is second. Plus, Vince Vaughn is hot. So he's got that going for him. I love stupid movies. I loved Luke Wilson too. Gotta run. P wants to go to the high school football practice.