5 things that are true:

1. I still don't have a job.

2. I was invited to a Halloween party but I'm probably not going to go.

3. My calves are too big for knee high boots.

4. The Bears suck.

5. TV is about the only thing I have to look forward to lately.

5 things that are false:

1. There is something wrong with TV being the only thing I have to look forward to lately.

2. I couldn't care less if I get the job I interviewed for on Monday.

3. David Boreanaz is nothing special to look at.

4. I don't miss P Doody.

5. I don't care that my birthday is only two weeks away.