Stole this meme from the Tattooed Nanny.

20 years ago I...
1. had just moved away from my friends into a new house.
2. hardly ever spoke.
3. saw my first horror movie.

10 years ago I...
1. had come home from Iowa to go to college locally.
2. became a full-fledged pot head.
3. talked a little bit.

5 years ago I...
1. was in the process of finding a new job.
2. lived with a high school friend of mine for 3 months and it ended our friendship.
3. actually started initiating conversations with people.

3 years ago I...
1. was preparing to go to graduate school in Dublin.
2. was all excited about being in my best friend's wedding.
3. was living with my parents to save money.

1 year ago I...
1. saw Madonna twice in 2 days.
2. bought a new car, a blue beetle.
3. started to actually be known for my friendliness and (if I do say so myself) wit. (not internationally or anything, just among the people I've met.)

So far this year I...
1. decided to keep my job even though I hate it because they gave me a big raise.
2. have moved twice.
3. was told in my job review that everyone here absolutely LOVES me. I'm such a sucker.

Yesterday I...
1. worked.
2. packed stuff for moving.
3. started reading "Dress Your Family In Denim & Corduroy" by David Sedaris.

Today I...
1. am doing all 3 admin assistant jobs.
2. am going out to dinner for my mom's birthday (I got her tickets for "Wicked"!).
3. will be sleeping at my parents' house.

Tomorrow I will...
1. start moving into my new apartment.
2. not have to answer phones at work (hopefully).
3. leave work early (woo-hoo!).

In the next year I will...
1. go to Ireland again.
2. get another tattoo.
3. try as hard as I can to visit my friend in Australia.