so i want to dye my hair blue. but i don't know if i have the balls. or, i guess it wouldn't be balls 'cause i'm a girl. so would it be ovaries? or vagina? "you haven't got the vagina for that!" sounds okay. how about a nickname? like cooter? no, that just makes me think of the mechanic on dukes of hazzard. cooch? coochie? hoo-hoo is just too little girly. pussy is too boy-identified: even if they didn't make it up, they made it bad. and i have no interest in 'reclaiming' cunt. kitty is kind of cute (hee, alliteration). kind of a girl take on pussy. hmm. i could always just meow. heh. my little bro has this irritating habit of calling people 'giners (as in vagina) when they do something he doesn't like. he's creative with the diminutives, no? i guess it's better than what he used to say, which was "do i smell something? i think it's a pussy!" which he shortened to just "smell that?" to which i began answering "i just took a shower this morning!" and "but i'm using deodorant tampons!" in an effort to disgust him into stopping 'cause thinking about his sister's girl parts never fails to gross him out. but it didn't work; i'm not sure he ever understood it. now he just says 'giner. which makes me think of 'niners, as in the 49ers and there is so much weird ass imagery that fills my head then that i just have to listen to the buffy musical soundtrack to make it go away.